Write a function that takes a list and determines whether it's strictly increasing, strictly decreasing, or neither.
check([1, 2, 3]) ➞ "increasing"
check([3, 2, 1]) ➞ "decreasing"
check([1, 2, 1]) ➞ "neither"
check([1, 1, 2]) ➞ "neither"
1 is not strictly greater than the 0-indexed 1.